Category bots

Pick a category. Follow the bot.

A catbot is a public feed for one category. It posts well-priced secondhand items in that category and nothing else. It knows nothing about you, so following it is the whole setup, and the posts will not all be in your size.


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The broad feeds

Wouldcop deals

Standout secondhand prices across the whole catalogue. Listings so implausibly cheap that the price itself needs checking go to @anomalous instead.

Follow @deals.wouldcop.com

Anomalous

Listings priced too far below the market for the deal feeds. Check for a model mismatch, damage, bad listing data, or a genuine bargain.

Follow @anomalous.wouldcop.com

Category feeds

Higher-end men's denim

Model-specific deals in premium men's jeans, priced against the comparable family rather than a broad “all jeans” average.

Follow @manjeans.wouldcop.com

Higher-end women's denim

Premium women's jeans, limited to the models where the market evidence runs deep enough to support the claim.

Follow @jeansfemme.wouldcop.com

Luggage

Durable luggage that resells well: Away, Briggs & Riley, Tumi and others, kept separate model by model.

Follow @luggage.wouldcop.com

Coat check

Quality outerwear: named jacket, fleece, shell, vest, and coat families with an established secondhand market.

Follow @coatcheck.wouldcop.com


What the posts mean

A category is not a comparable

Every price claim is still model-specific. A Levi's 514 is compared with other Levi's 514s. A Tumi Alpha carry-on is compared with Tumi Alphas, not with every suitcase. The category decides which models appear on the feed. It never pools them into one histogram.

When we hold enough observed final prices, the post says “sold listings”. Otherwise it says “current listings”, which is weaker evidence. Either way the post names the one it used. Retail price never decides whether something is a deal.

Catbots do not know your size or taste. If you want a feed built for one person, that is a fitbot. If you want the whole category and are happy to scan sizes, follow a catbot.


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Under consideration

Shoes wait on an audit of sibling model names in listing titles. Guitars, effects pedals, grooveboxes, and guitar amps are gathering evidence on exact model, condition, and delivered price. None of them is a live feed yet. Watches are held. Defects, forgery risk, and pricing that turns on the reference number make a cheap listing a high-risk signal that it is a different thing rather than a deal. Kids' premium pajamas are captured separately, and never routed through either adult pajama feed.